The
Accommodator
 This
interesting gadget must have been designed by a woman, because
there's just no way a man could have thought of this... he would
have said, "Hey, I won't look like my usual super-studly
self wearing that..." But you gotta admit, it's a brilliant
idea, and bound to make oral sex even better. Just
make sure he doesn't forget he's wearing it and head off to work
with it still attached. |
Microwaveable
Hot Cock
 That's
right, just chuck it in the microwave for an instant hot dong.
For when you feel like the real thing, but couldn't be bothered
buying him beer. Perfect
for those stay-at- home nights when you're just having a TV dinner
- throw it in with the peas and giddy up. It uses batteries so
remember to take them out first. |
Julian
Rock Hard Doll
 Julian
is a male mannequin, the first blow-up doll designed for women.
According to Bedroomsports, Julian is Better-Than-Real with a
life-like rotating dong, exquisitely soft vibrating balls, gazing
brown eyes, flowing hair, soft kissable lips and a succulently
erotic rotating and vibrating deep penetrating tongue. Personally,
I like the sound of the "life-like rotating dong." What
I want to know is: when did real-life penises begin to rotate?
And how can I get my hands on one? |
